Bonuses [updated]

by Dave

I am going to answer one of the most important questions that has been asked over and over again since we had our first launch 3 months ago… How Do I Feel? When Will YOU Get More?


New Bonus #3

(Now Posted at the bottom of this page.)

The One Problem You Must Know Before You Even Consider Making The Decision To Buy Jiaogulan

There are a lot of people that think the action with our wellness is simply buying the latest piece of exercise equipment or supplement. I personally know a lot of these people.. Heck I used to be one of these people. I would buy the latest supplement and then would be too lazy to even swallow the pill once or twice a morning!!

It gets worse. Way worse. I would then get either mad at myself OR the company that I purchased it from saying that it did not work! :)

If this sounds all too familiar, then you absolutely must resolve to commit to following through on your end to actually USE this tea on a DAILY basis, and within 6 to 10 weeks you will SEE and FEEL Amazing.

Now The Good News. If you can commit to that, the good news is that we have committed to you to ensure your success with specific strategies and vehicles to ensure your Jiaogulan intake is optimal.

This Is What I Did For You

From working in the health and wellness industry for over 5 years now, I can tell you that the BIGGEST challenge is, making a True Lifestyle Change. What do I mean by that? Well when you start to do a new habit to the point that it is the same as brushing your teeth in the morning (you don’t emotionally think about if you are or aren’t going to brush your teeth right? you just do it b/c it is ingrained in you).. that is when things start to stick and amazing transformations happen.

Brush Your Teeth. Keeping with that theme, we created the Magic Vine Tea Formula System, that also includes 2 other forms of Jiaogulan Tea, one in pure capsule form and the other one has me through the roof! You see we are giving you a full training video that shows you how to create your own extractions and tinctures right at home!

This video will have you participating in your own health and wellness, it’s like growing your own little garden (but without getting your hands dirty and though carrots are cool, they have never been attributed to an entire Providence living into their late nineties with brilliant radiance!).

I’ve also am going to send you some cool bonuses to help out with this tincture process so that it now has everything you need to become an extraction master!

Here Is What I Am Going To Give You

(we went to discover the best Jiaogulan, now we show you the best system so that you can begin seeing dramatic changes in your life now and forever).

Jiaogulan Magic Vine Tea Formula

The Magic Vine Tea Formula System Video

In this video I show you how to make your own Jiaogulan extract and tinctures so that you can begin to travel with you Jiaogulan and experience what I call the “Jiaogulan Bliss” when super dosing the extracts.

The video covers basic extraction techniques and best practices, alcohol to water ratios, liquid to jiaogulan ratios, and storing and caring for your tinctures. It then delves into ways to “burn off” the alcohol before ingesting giving those the option to consume very little alcohol intake while still enjoying the benefits and convenience of home tincturing.

I found this is my favorite way to enjoy Jiaogulan tea because I participated with the creation. There are many Jiaogulan companies that feel extractions but because you only see the final extraction, many use substandard Jiaogulan.

The fact that you are going to do this, make it so much more enjoyable AND you feel good knowing you are using the best Jiaogulan out there for your extractions!

100 Grams of The Best Jiaogulan Tea I Have Ever Tasted. (that’s 100 servings!)

This is the exact tea that I flew to Thailand to get, and now I am bringing it to you to enjoy yourself. It will be like going to Thailand in every cup, except you don’t have to take Tuk-Tuks to now get it.

Please note that not all Jiaogulan is created equal. And certainly not all of Jiaogulan tastes equal. I tried several different varieties from several different people before seeking out this specific variety.

Remember this is the 5 leaf pentaphyllum jiaogulan and because it is grown in the delicate mountains of Chiang Mai offers a more balanced cup.

A Full Bottle of our Pure Jiaogulan Leaf Veggie-Capsules (that’s 100 capsules)

Made from the same Premium Jiaogulan Tea Leaves. There is no filler and 100% pure Jiaougalan leaf. I personally take these capsules during the afternoon to supplement my hot tea preparations I do in the morning and the extract drops I do in the evening before yoga.

Though preparing the Jiaogulan and extract are a lot more hands on, and therefore, in my opinion, better in terms of connecting with the foods we eat, there is no denying the ease of use of the capsules.

Another benefit is that, unlike the tea and extract, the complete Jiaogulan leaf and delicate vine stems are encapsulated and gets assimilated into the body which is a nice complement that rounds out this experience.

*Special Bonus Section When You Order On The Day Of The Launch

Here Are The Bonuses That I Am Going To Give You

-> Bonus #1: Extraction Tincuture Kit ($17 Value)

This one got me really excited as I was not sure if it was gonna come through! Everything you need to make your extractions at home is included (except the alcohol, which by the way should only be used if you are of age young man!).

  1. Glass amber light resistant extraction jar with lid for your extraction to, well, uh, extract.
  2. Glass amber light resistant 1oz tincture with glass eyedropper, perfect for when your extraction is complete and ready for servings.
  3. HUGE muslin filter, this acts as a renegade “hand powered” press when extracting the Jiaogulan, so that you get all of the gypenosides available.
  4. Extraction chart featuring already calculated alcohol proof to water ratios, saving you time and humility figuring out the math… this alone is worth the whole kit :)  

-> Bonus #2: Jiaogulan Recipes Revealed Video ($27 Value)

Jiaogulan Recipes

  1. Featuring the Jiaogulan Green Smoothie Recipe. First of its Kind!

  2. How to brew Jiaogulan Kombucha. Yep – believe it or not there is a right way and a wrong way. This mainly has to do with the different densities of Jiaogulan vine and the traditional camellia sinensis tea plant.

  3. The best ways to use Jiaogulan tea for topical use.

  4. Jiaogulan stir fry recipe

  5. Much, Much More…

-> NEW! BONUS #3: TWO Secret Jiaogulan Extract “Booster” Ingredients (Priceless)

I’m sure by now you have already seen (and heard) some of the awesome testimonies we have received from past  Jiaogulan Magic Vine Formula customers.  Unanimously they ALL loved the tincture recipe and one of those reasons is because we hooked them up with 2 extra secret “booster” ingredients.  It takes the original formula to a whole new level.. how do I know? Because I have prepared the tincture now several times with and without these 2 ingredients and I will never go back to without.

Even though it was not meant to be part of the ongoing kits, I thought the heck with it, and just take another trip to Chinatown and buy a bunch more to include as another Bonus for this time around too!!  You are going to LOVE IT!

As you guys already know I am going to give you the Magic Vine “tincture” Formula Video as part as the Magic Vine Tea Formula System. Well, I thought that it would also be super cool if I also included the two extra ingredients I use to Make Jiaogulan go into Super Hero Mode.

The Time is Now; to take it to the next level! These 2 additional ingredients are already pre-measured and are already bursting to be incorporated into your home made tincture.

“Copy Cats”. I know, I know. Copying is the best form of flattery – and eventually all of these other sites selling the yucky/weakling/substandard/inferior/wimpy Jiaogulan will soon see what I did (which is pretty awesome in my , uh, modest, opinion) and copy me anyway, but I am going to keep this close to me and only share it with you.

What You Must Know. I am not just revealing these 2 extra ingredients… I am going to give them to you! (40 more grams in total!).

So How Much Does It Cost?

You can get The entire Jiaogulan Magic Vine Tea Formula System for $97 plus S&H.

(or 9,700 pennies to you and me).

“Wait? no big sales push.. what about the 3 easy payment infomercial thingy.”

Nope. This product and our services speak for themselves.

Plus I know that this WILL sell out.. (just like it did the other 2 times… also a heads up the comments you see from June and July are form the last time we launched, I wanted to keep them up for the information but do not want to confuse anyone.. we are going LIVE this Thursday at 1pm EST to the Kombucha Newsletter List! (cut the line peeps that signed up get early bird access has already given first dibs a few days ago bringing our total kits left down to about 83   and the rest of the world will get access at 8pm… assuming that we do not sell out!).  Good Luck Everybody!


There you have it guys! Hopefully you can see, by now, we have poured our heart and soul into this and really want it to be something special for you! See you in 2 days!

Dave :)

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Cynders April 14, 2010 at 9:38 am

Hi Dave

Love the vidos. Sounds like something I want to try out, but I’m a little confused. The $97 is for the video of making the tea, 1 bottle of Jiaogulan Leaf Veggie-Capsules (that’s 100 capsules), Bonus #1: Extraction Tincuture Kit (equipment), Bonus #2: Jiaogulan Recipes Revealed Video, Bonus #3: TWO Secret Jiaogulan Extract “Booster” Ingredients, right? Sounds great, but are you giving us seeds to grow our own Jiaogulan 5 leaf plant or are you giving us leafs?

Cynders April 14, 2010 at 9:47 am

I drink lots of water and herbal teas daily. How many teas may I have in one day? You say it’s good then would 3 cups daily be too many? If so, then may I continue to have the herbal mint and daily herbal detox without interactions? These are just Natural food store brands.


admin April 14, 2010 at 11:06 am

Hi Cynders… we are giving you everything you mentioned above PLUS 100 grams of Jiaogulan tea (it is a vine tea, but it is rolled like a high quality oolong).

If people are interested in growing their own Jiaogulan, I will check with Marc if it is possible for the next time we import.

admin April 14, 2010 at 11:09 am

you can have as much herbal teas as you want (though depending on your constitution, season, body type, etc.. certain ones will be better than others.. I wold recommend seeing an Ayurveda doc or a TCM doc for an individual assessment).

It’s TEA TEA (from the camellias senensis plant) that we need to be concerned with how much we are drinking b/c some of us of very sensitive to caffeine. Jiaogulan does NOT contain caffeine.

Boomers July 2, 2010 at 7:37 am

Dave, You keep mentioning that you don’t know when I will be able to receive more jiaogulan! Buy this next batch and hope for more later…wait a minute, what if I need more ASAP? I follow your instructions and then WHAMO….no more for you baby. I make this investment and get addicted to your product and then can’t get more….now there’s potential for added stress. I’m baffled by this quandry you want me to put myself in. Should I dive in for 100 hundred days of bliss to have it all end suddenly? Hmmmmmm,,,,may have the makings of a bad relationship.

========= DAVE’S RESPONSE ============

Hi Boomers,

Check out the response I wrote above for Saltshakers.. Best Dave

ps: I love the fact that you wrote baby in your comment! :)

deb July 2, 2010 at 8:27 am

I am going to try this and definetly would be interested in the seeds.

Dan July 2, 2010 at 8:23 pm

I’m interested in getting enough for two people and I would like to know if growing it myself would be possible. I know that growing in a better environment is good too but if it costs less and doesn’t take too much time, I like to work with my hands. Second batch of Kombucha is coming out tomorrow. Tastes GREAT!

====== DAVE’S RESPONSE ==========

Hi Dan,

Next time I speak with Marc, I can ask about getting the seeds, however b/c I have no experience growing Jiaogulan (just using it to make awesome tinctures!) – I am not certain if we can, and/or if that is the direction we as a company will go.

I will be happy to pass along any info I find out to you and the rest of the peeps that are reading this!


Dan July 2, 2010 at 8:25 pm

When this launched the first time I didn’t see how to buy. Is there a link to a sales page? I just see all this info about it but no sales link for purchase. But then again my computer is out and I’m using this one, perhaps it’s not showing everything. It is kind of messed up.

===== DAVE’S RESPONSE =====

Hi Dan,

We are re-launching next Tuesday at 9am EDT for the early bird peeps that signed up for the cut the line list (the sign up came down a few days ago due to too many sign ups), and then at 1pm EDT for the getkombucha .com subscribers. And then the next day to everyone else (assuming we don’t sell out) —

So, just like last time, the buy now link is up only on the specific day and then is promptly removed when we sell out.

Last time we sold out in less than 21 hours, which means that if you were not on the site during that time you would not have seen it.

I assure you it was there, just like it will be there this Tuesday July 13th. It will be a HUGE button :)

saltshaker128 July 4, 2010 at 6:52 pm

I agree with Boomers, above. You want us to stay with this for 100 doses/days/whatever, yet you also say don’t know when you’ll get more, blah, blah, blah…so my thinking is this: when you know for certain you can get in a steady supply, &/or provide a way for us to grow our own, then I’ll consider making the investment to buy and the commitment to stay with it, depending on how good it makes me feel in the first batch. You see why I’m thinking that way, don’t you? I’m quite certain there are more of us out here than there are communicating with you about this!

===== DAVE’S RESPONSE =====

Hi Saltshaker (great name by the way),

we will definitely be getting more! it is just a question of when.. the good/awesome/amazing news is that I was smart enough (well probably not smart enough, but lucky sounds too cheesy) to get some extra Jiaogulan leaves with this order to help everyone get their “jioagulan fix” – remember this is not the entire kit just the tea.. and we will be working to get that up on our site in a few weeks.

All I can do is offer you what we have, when we have it, without compromising quality! It would be a shame (in my opinion), not to allow yourself this experience due to whether we will have more 100 days from now.. heck I don’t even know what I am doing later tonight! so much uncertainty in this world, all we really know is what we got right now..

whoa that was heavy, ok I’m gonna go back to simpler things like going to see Get Him To The Greek Tonight (ok.. you got me, I guess I do know what I am doing tonight) :)

admin July 5, 2010 at 5:47 pm

Hi Deb,

Cool so I will ask Marc about info regarding the seeds the next time we speak.. but for now we are exclusively carrying the vine tea, powder capsules and tinctures recipe and kit.


Susan December 14, 2010 at 6:28 am

Hi, now I am really confused. Those of us who ordered last time got everything you are offering this time, correct? If not, what is new. And second question, I need more of the loose tea, can I just order that now? Sorry I am such a bubblehead!

Dave December 14, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Hi Susan,

The kit’s essentials are the same.. but I like to mix it up with the free bonuses.. so you never know what goodies are going to come your way (just like life!).

NOW THE REAL COOL PART… I will be personally emailing everyone that has previously purchased the Magic Vine System during the previous two launches to show them how they can just purchase more of the loose Jiaogulan. We have limited supply so it will only go out to people who have purchased in the past… like you!

Look for the email tomorrow!

Dave :)

Greg Lewis December 28, 2010 at 4:21 pm

I purchased 2 od your kits. I do have one point of confusion. the kit comes with 2 amber bottles and I am wondering what the reason is for that. The video only shows using one of the bottles.


Anonymous December 29, 2010 at 4:13 pm

Hi Greg,

your kit should have included a sheet of paper explaining that we surprised some of the customers with 2 smaller amber jars.. this way you can give one as a gift or experiment with longer extraction times… simply cut the recipe in half or split it between the 2 jars!


lisa March 29, 2011 at 12:31 pm

how do i get my name on the list for the jiaogulan package? and when is the sell again? excited about getting started!!!!!

Linda March 29, 2011 at 10:01 pm

Hey, me too–how do I get my name on the list for the Jiaogulan pkg? I don’t want to miss out, since I’ve just found out about it and it sounds wonderful!

asjsheikh March 30, 2011 at 11:20 pm

Hi dave, how I could get all those particulars above about Jiaogulan and the benefit completly? How do I make KT free from scooby after bottling, could I boil it before filling in bottle? pls let me know immedietely.

george December 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

$97.00!! holy crrrrrap!!! I bought a whole plant with over 100 hundred leaves for $6!!

just eat 1 leaf a day forget all this bullshit greedy crrrrrap here.
This site is ALL ABOUT GREED…Being healthy is cheep and easy.

Sylvia August 24, 2015 at 1:23 am

Great article! Thank you. I use a caennye tincture for my gums or at least I did before my baby as born. The caennye (and anything hot) affected her stomach and made her bleed. Now that she’s older, however, she seems to handle my eating hot foods better, and I just may return to this. I’m rather on the fence about it as a daily supplement, since in my family it does cause tummy trouble if not taken with something that can buffer the stomach (dairy for example). Still, I use it as much as possible, and am excited to learn of its first aid success. Thanks for an informative post.

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